Replies: 14 Comments

Excellent news fella! Soon have your pride and joy back then (Other than the missus and the little 'un obviously .

Posted by Chris @ 08:47 PM GMT 28/04/2005

Say no to ugly tossers

[He did, thats why your on your own you sad little girl!!]-Mark-

Posted by Sarah @ 03:15 PM GMT 29/04/2005

no need

Posted by Lee @ 04:31 PM GMT 29/04/2005

Cool,thats good news mark bet you can't wait to get out of that Vauxhall and in to a proper motor.

When will this Girl give up

Posted by Neil @ 07:08 PM GMT 29/04/2005

Simpletons never give up...thats why they end up sad little whack-jobs with nothing but thier dildo's for company!!

Posted by Mark @ 08:27 PM GMT 29/04/2005

PMSL nice one mark:-)

Posted by Neil @ 08:22 AM GMT 30/04/2005

would you stop talking about dildos it will get Chris excited.
Whats the difference between a man and a battery
A battery has a positive side hehe
and Mark i have probably had more offers in the last month than you have had in your whole life, so no need for your concern, save it for yourself, when your wife leaves you, youll be f** Mark, with or without a dildo lol

Posted by Sarah @ 10:42 AM GMT 30/04/2005

Whats the differance between taking a dump and dumping a woman? they both make you feel good after but A turd dosent hang around after its been dumped LOL

Posted by Neil @ 11:10 AM GMT 30/04/2005

Shamooo! And they call me "Whacko"... This bitch is seriously freaky, He-he!

Posted by Michael Jackson @ 11:22 AM GMT 30/04/2005

She's "had more offers in the last month" has she? I thought I saw her ad in Trade-Its "Free to collector" too!

Posted by Simon @ 11:27 AM GMT 30/04/2005

Had more offers in the last month eh? Well to be fair it WAS April after all!!! Fool!!!

Posted by Anon @ 11:29 AM GMT 30/04/2005

My offer is 2 groats and a turnip

Posted by Anon 2 @ 12:36 PM GMT 30/04/2005

I regret that you have misunderstood me laughing at you as concern, my suggestion would be that serious psychiatric help is required on your part
As for offers let me retort by saying that i hardly think prostituting yourself on a street corner with a 'special offer' like a blow job for a fiver hardly counts as a proper offer, although as i'm quite happily married and the fact that me and my wife have never been closer i would probably not even notice an 'offer' even if it was laden with gold.
I've now had my fill of fun on this little playground tit-for-tat and i have now decided to 'move-on', a concept that has obviously completely eluded you....as part of this 'moving on' process i shall now be ignoring any little banal remarks you might see fit to post on these hollowed pages and probably delete them just to keep my little index finger from seizing up in my old age...have a nice life wench and try to stay out of the way the next time your brother throws something.

Posted by Mark @ 01:32 PM GMT 30/04/2005

LMFAO!!! Nice one dude. Some of the above retorts are pure class.

Posted by anon @ 01:48 PM GMT 30/04/2005