Dominoes
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The pizza place, not the stackable toys are always pushing the boundaries of technology with their online ordering system and tonight when we ordered a pizza we were presented with an order tracking page..i mean, wow…an order tracking system in the shape of a pie chart showing each stage of your order, the only thing missing really was an announcement at the end of the order process to say ‘Our driver is knocking on your door’.
Live From The Field
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The boys having a session on the Wii they got for xmas, they are addicted to Mario Cart
Live From The Field
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Even when you live in Blackpool you have to live life as a tourist. A walk along the prom to see the lights, pie and chips and a not so fresh doughnut
Live From The Field
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A car free promenade in Blackpool
Live From The Field
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Maizey maze
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Looking for something to do on bank holiday monday we decided to try out a farm that has 10 acres of maize fields laid out as a maze with 10 stations to find that have stamps to stamp your card. We have been at it so far for a few hours and we have only found 6 stations so we will keep going for another hour before we open the envelope that has the map in cause we are proper hardcore mazers, its proper muddy in places as well and we have lost count of the times Anthony has ended up on his bum 
Sushi not for Feminist’s
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I have been reading about a company in London called Flash Sushi that host ’secret’ sushi dinner events where you and you friends/colleagues/clients can enjoy eating sushi off an attractive naked woman lying on a table. The woman in question has her lower intimate parts covered by banana leaves and her breast are covered by rose petals and the food is placed on her stomach, chest and legs…a picture of pure eye candy i’m sure and at £250 per head i should think so.
Seems that not everyone thinks so and out come the feminist trotting out the same old mantra of degradation and devaluation and women being taken advantage of by men..what i don’t understand is if it’s so degrading to women then why do women let themselves be degraded..they have a choice to do it or not and i certainly don’t think any less of a woman for doing it, the fact that men reportedly think about sex every 10 seconds or something means that we don’t see women as sex objects…we just think about sex all the time and women are generally the object of the obsession. Really, if you think about it the woman lying on her back covered in a bikini made of leaves probably gets paid more in one evening than i do in a week, does very little to earn that money while men sit around spending hundreds of pounds each just purely for the privilege of eating some cold food off her tummy, if anybodies being exploited it’s us poor men and our inability to control our need to think about sex or control our sex drives, you women have us over a barrel….sex sells and women do very well financially out of it.
Happy anniversary
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My life would not be worth living if i neglected to wish my lovely wife happy annivesary for today, after 8 years of marriage she is still putting up with me. We decided to go out for a meal to commiserate (sorry, celebrate) and we are now busy tucking into a buffet at a local asian restaurant.
Thieving twats
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Just had a visit from my boss and as i was walking back in the direction of my car after having a chat i noticed that some thieving gimp has lifted my MG badge from the front of my car. I don’t see why anyone should want to fuck about with someone else’s car but i hope if they are fortunate to own a nice (or nicer) car or if it was some teenage jobless hoddie arsehole who aspires to get a nice car when they get off their lazy arse and wrk for a living i hope someone shows them more courtesy with their property than they have shown with mine, now when i get home i will have to piss about on fleabay looking for another one
First game of the season
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My youngest son is running around in the buff clutching a balloon singing ‘it’s boring, it’s boring’ and it just about summed my opinion of todays Liverpool game against Spurs. It was a poor game where spurs played the better football for long periods with a midfield that badly missed the creative influence of Alonso and Liverpools evening were just about summed up with the nasty clash of heads between Carragher and Skrtel with the former needs staples in a 2 inch gash to his forehead and the later with a cut chin and a damaged jaw that would eventually force him off, all in all a very bad start to the season when you consider the other teams of ‘the big four’ all won their games.
